Is that a Morgan Black answer?

The Morgan Black Quiz

My son Morgan was legendary in our MBA program. I am back in the classroom after an absence of 13 years. One professor came up to me and said “How is Morgan? I still refer to his answers in class as “Morgan Black answers.” So what is a Morgan Black answer? Here are some examples:.

  1. What is the money market? MBA: It is the market for money.

2. What is the capital market?

MBA: It is the market for capital.

3. What is the Fed’s Open Market Committee?

MBA: It is the committee at the Fed that opens markets.

So when I was on a local radio show and the host read a quiz and its answers, I said “Those are Morgan Black answers!”

Here is the quiz:

Morgan Black Quiz

In which battle did Stonewall Jackson die? 

His last one

  • Where was the Independence signed? 

              On the bottom of the page.

  • What is the main reason for divorce?

 Marriage

  • What can you never eat for breakfast?


        Lunch & dinner

  • If you threw a red stone into the Blue Sea, what will it become?


             A wet stone

  • How can a person go 8 days without sleeping?


              Sleep at night

  • How can you lift an elephant with one hand? 

              You can never lift an elephant that has one hand

  • If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand and 3 oranges and 4 apples in the other hand, what would you have?

              Very large hands

  • If it took, eight men 10 hours to build a brick wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

      No time at all, the wall was already built.

How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

Any way you want, because a concrete floor is very hard to crack,

One thought on “Is that a Morgan Black answer?”

  1. Dr. Black, now this is a downright funny article! Your son has the sharp-minded wit that I enjoy! My blarney can be similar. That’s for giving me a laugh early this morning! Once, I almost spewed a sip of coffee onto the computer monitor!

    Like

Leave a comment