Well it is June. Never mind.
I read where Trump bombed Frodo in Iran and I was wondering what he had against Hobbits. Then I found out it was Fordo – never mind.
I was at a restaurant and the white waiter took my beer to the wrong person. He is obviously a racist and thinks all black people look alike. Oh, you mean that’s not my waiter? Never mind.
My neighbor said his wife was leaving him because he was possessive and paranoid. Then he found out she was just going to get the mail. Never mind.
I went into a restaurant and ordered everything in Chinese. Then I found out it was an Italian restaurant. Never mind.
I started to get upset when I found out that Amazon was going to have a Pride Week sale in July. I thought June was Pride Month so why July? What were they going to sell– lip gross? Plus sized gowns? Platinum blonde wigs? Then I found out it was Prime Week not Pride Week – never mind.
Speaking of which:
Have you ever asked what does LGBTQ means?
You never get a straight answer.
My 101 year old mother once thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.
What happens when a lot of LGBT people get in a line?
You get LGBTQ
Fed Ex and UPS have mail planes. What do LGBTQs have?
A biplane.
Do gay people ride bi-cycles?
What do you call a clandestine operation conducted by an LGBTQ agent?
A trans-mission.
What is a LGBTQ cruise ship called?
A trans-port
What is the LGBTQs favorite wine?
Trans-port
Why did the trans person change her diet?
She was a herbafore.
What is the movie about mutant Amazon trans superheroes called?
Ex-Men
Why does Trump refuse to patronize a certain chocolate company?
He thinks it uses Hershey pronouns.
What do you call a father who identifies as invisible?
Trans-parent
Can a trans person be a mail man?
What do you call an LGBTQ-type Optimus Prime when he retires?
A trans-former
What do you call an LGBTQ person who grows crops?
A trans-farmer
Why can’t hackers decrypt LGBTQ code?
It is non-binary
What do you call the sibling of an LGBTQ person?
A trans-sister
What is the favorite vegetable in the LGBTQ community?
A transplant
What do you call the writing of a non-binary person?
Transcript.
What is the academic record of an LGBTQ student called?
A transcript.
What do you call an LGBTQ cruise from New York to London?
Transatlantic.
What do you call an adventure movie made for the LGBTQ community?
Transaction.
What do you call the glove worn by an LGBTQ baseball catcher?
A trans-mitt.
What do you get when you merge western and Asian LGBTQ communities?
Transfusion.
What command do you give an LGBTQ dog?
Transit.
What is the pelt of a non-binary animal called?
Trans-fur.
What do you call the LGBTQ interpreter who is tardy arriving at a meeting?
Translate.
What do you call a group of LGBTQ lions?
A pride.
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Since I’m not sure about the long-term effects of bombing, glad to have some fun Q&A.
Since I may be invited to a , well…non- traditional wedding, I will have some jokes if asked to MC. (Fat chance)…
Of course the couple may regret their liberality. In giving me a role. Until I use the last Q&A. Young people are lions with their lifestyles. Yes , Pride is a good descriptor.
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You MCing a non-traditional wedding? Now that would be interesting. In a media interview before her graduation my granddaughter was asked how she felt about me being the commencement speaker and she replied that she was looking forward to it because she never knew what was going to come out of my mouth.
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Don’t know if prev response will appear- having troubles with WordPress.
MC ing probably won’t happen. But I’m a candidate only because of my tolerance. Others attending are the right- wing Christian conservatives- which is a shock..
Your grand- daughter knows you well. She no longer lives in fear but waits to see how you affect others- a worthy endeavor on her part.
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