Happy Fathers’ Day!

Happy Fathers’ Day!

Note: My Dad loved corny jokes. So Happy Father’s Day Dad. I sure do miss you.

My wife always complains that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.

I love my furniture. My recliner and I go way back.

I hired a handyman and gave him a list of 6 things that needed fixing, but he only did jobs 1, 3, and 5. I guess he only does odd jobs.

What word can you make shorter by adding two letters? Short.

It’s not easy being a mom. Otherwise, dads would do it.

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name.

Where do dads go to dance on Father’s Day? Golf clubs.

How do dads like their steak on Father’s Day? On a plate.

What kind of test is just for dads? A pop quiz!

What do you call a dad who falls through the iced? A popsicle.

Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one.

What’s Dad’s favorite kind of music? Pop.

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? “Where’s popcorn?”

My dad said he wanted something groundbreaking for Father’s Day. So I got him a shovel.

I took my day camping for Fathers’ Day. It was in-tents.

For Father’s Day I got my dad a book on gravity. Now he can’t put it down.

My dad opened a gym one. But it didn’t work out.

My dad is really bad at golf. I told him to join the club.

My dad used to be addicted to the hokey pokey. But then he turned himself around.

My dad fell into a vat of invisible ink. He now is at the hospital waiting to be seen.

Dad wanted to listen to some music while we were fishing. So I put on something catchy.

Why are fathers so great? Because they are dad-u-cated.