The Morgan Black Quiz
My son Morgan was legendary in our MBA program. I am back in the classroom after an absence of 13 years. One professor came up to me and said “How is Morgan? I still refer to his answers in class as “Morgan Black answers.” So what is a Morgan Black answer? Here are some examples:.
- What is the money market? MBA: It is the market for money.
2. What is the capital market?
MBA: It is the market for capital.
3. What is the Fed’s Open Market Committee?
MBA: It is the committee at the Fed that opens markets.
So when I was on a local radio show and the host read a quiz and its answers, I said “Those are Morgan Black answers!”
Here is the quiz:
Morgan Black Quiz
In which battle did Stonewall Jackson die?
His last one
- Where was the Independence signed?
On the bottom of the page.
- What is the main reason for divorce?
Marriage
- What can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch & dinner
- If you threw a red stone into the Blue Sea, what will it become?
A wet stone
- How can a person go 8 days without sleeping?
Sleep at night
- How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
You can never lift an elephant that has one hand
- If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand and 3 oranges and 4 apples in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands
- If it took, eight men 10 hours to build a brick wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
No time at all, the wall was already built.
How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Any way you want, because a concrete floor is very hard to crack,
Dr. Black, now this is a downright funny article! Your son has the sharp-minded wit that I enjoy! My blarney can be similar. That’s for giving me a laugh early this morning! Once, I almost spewed a sip of coffee onto the computer monitor!
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